

Dear friend of fine spirits,
MILLARD FILLMORE. This delight is in response to many many requests for a Germain-Robin brandy to use in cocktails. Three years in development, it’s a blend of our precious potstill brandy with a very nice brandy distilled in the Central Valley of California on a continuous still. The Millard has a bit of extra oak so it can show up when mixed. (40% abv, $35). If you want a sipper, step up to the Craft Method.
THE EXCEPTIONAL BLEND. First release: It’s a blend of mature grain and malt whiskey casks selected with the help of Willie Phillips, formerly Managing Director of Macallan. The grains are from North British, Strathclyde, and Cameronbridge; the malts are from Glenfarclas, Ben Nevis, Balvenie, Kininvie, Glenfiddich, Alt-a’Bhainne, Auchroisk, Glenallachie, Westport, and Speyside, and include a 30-year-old Macallan. Incredible smoothness, depth & complexity. Finished in first-fill sherry casks, this is one of the finest whiskies on the market. BTW: the Exceptional Malt was recently included in Paul Pacult’s list of the 25 best whiskies he has ever tasted (43% abv, $120).
MEZCALS!!!
ALIPUS SAN BALTAZAR. For those of you who miss this soft and tasty mezcal, we have a few bottles from a pallet shipped by special order to our Texas distributor (47% abv $50).
MEZCAL ALIPUS ENSAMBLE. A batch of complex/very clean mezcal from Don Valente Angel at San Andres, 80% espadin, 20% local wild bicuishe. Gotta love bicuishe – great flavor/nice focus. Good buy at the price (47.3% abv, $65).
ALIPUS SAN MIGUEL. A small batch of espadín blended with 20% semi-wild arroqueño & distilled in clay by Leonardo Rojas of Potrero. Arroqueño intensity tamed by distillation in clay. Scarce: only 360 bottles in the shipment (47.6% abv, $65).
MEZCALERO NO. 16. Don Valente Angel at his best, working with local semi-wild madrecuishe (agave Karwinskii). Focused and extremely clean: a master distiller at work. (47.1% abv, $96).
MEZCALERO SPECIAL NO. 2. I tasted this last September during a discussion about whether good mezcal ages better in oak or in tank. Don Valente said, not in oak, and brought this out as an example: wild dobadaan (agave rhodacantha), taken from a nearby south-facing hillside, after three years in tank. Hector Vasquez and just looked at each other: ethereal. On the label it says, accurately, the best mezcal in bottle. There are 736 bottles (47.4% abv, $135).

-KS) suffered a stroke and died in a remote Kansas motel in 2009, his son Tim jr., who had a jaundiced view of politics, worked with a group of fellow students at the nearby Norton Institute of Taxidermy to conceal his death and to assemble a stuffed animatronic replica; they announced that Huelskamp had suffered a stroke and laid bets as to how long the prank would go undetected. Within the automaton was a duck trained to peck one of four buttons when it heard a “trigger” word. The buttons were linked to four brief recorded speeches: “Islamic Terrorists”, “Border Security”, “Government Over-Spending”, and “Our Boys Overseas”. When the duck matched the correct button, a mechanism released a tasty pellet. At the end of the day, the duck was released for several hours in ponds near the Congressman’s residences in Arlington and Topeka. Those who noticed Huelskamp’s awkward gait, lack of spontaneity, and wooden facial expression laid them to the aftereffects of his stroke. He was maneuvered by actresses dressed as nurse aides; money came from the automaton’s continuing to draw Huelskamp’s congressional salary. The automaton completed Huelskamp’s term and was reelected unopposed in 2010. However, during a 2011 House rollcall on a bill to eliminate the Department of Health, Education, and Welfare, the automaton was observed squatting in the aisle next to its desk and flapping its arms, as if laying an egg. During the ensuing commotion, the duck began to quack loudly and repeatedly pushed all four buttons. The next day, the automaton was removed from its seat by vote of the House, 37 congressmen voting nay because of Huelskamp’s consistent party-line voting record.







